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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 04:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?

No go.

Still no good.

So they tried

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

What does it feel like wearing tights?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

The world of the Harry Potter series is usually considered bad worldbuilding. What are some examples of actually good worldbuilding in the books/movies?

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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